Mental Asylum

IN A MENTAL ASYLUM..

REPORTER: Dr, how do u
know if a person has 2
b admitted?

DR: We fil a bathtub
wid water, give d
patient a spoon, a cup
& a bucket, & den ask
him 2 empty d bathtub.

REPORTER: Aha! A
normal person wud of
course use d bucket!

DR: No, he'd pull d
drain plug. Do u want a
room or a ward? :p