The Little Turtle

A little turtle began 2
climb a tree. Aftr
hOurs of efort, he richd d
top, jump 2 d air
waving his legs. He
crashd 2 d ground. He
tryd agen & once more
he failed. A bird cOuple
was wtching d turtle.
Finally d female bird
sed: "Dear .. I think 8s
tym we tel hm he's
adoptd.."

:)

Globe Unlitxt

Boy: musta?

Girl: ok lng..ü kw?ü

Boy: k lng dn..ü hehe..ü

Girl: hehe..ü

Boy: ü

Girl: ü




Sa Globe Unlitxt,
WALANG KWENTA ang
usapan!
haha ü

Naholdap

B1: pre, nholdap aq
muntk p q mmtay!

B2: bkt, d kb humngi ng
2long?

B1: ngtxt aq s pulis
station!

B2: bkt, anng rply?

B1: haynku, e2 rply!


"hu u? Wr did u get my
no.?"

Not Happily Ever After

Rapunzel, Cinderella, &
Sleeping Beauty..



all ds women lived
hapily evr aftr..




until dy dscovrd dy wr
all marryd 2d sme
man.




Prince Charming :p

Pinoy Archaelogist

Japanese
archaeologist digging
100m down found
copper wire- says
"Very Good! Our great
ancestors of 1000 yrs
already had
telephone!"

American dug 200m
and found optical
cable- says
"My God! This means
our great forefathers
already had broadband
2000 yrs ago!"

Pinoy digs 500m and
found nothin- says:






"Anlupit ng mga ninuno
natin! WIRELESS!"
astig! :)

Where does Poo come from?

a little grl walks up to
her dad asking, "dad,
wer does poo come
from?" the father ws
surprised wd such a
complex question. "you
knw hw we jst ate
brkfst?" "yes," said
the grl. "wel d fud
goes into ur tummies
and our bodies tke all
the gud stuff. wtever
is left comes out from
our ass wen we go to
the toilet, and that's
POO." the little grl
shocked, her eyes
wtery and ws abt 2 cry
as she ask,



"and tigger?"

(^^)

Concert Tickets

BF: bumili aq 3 tickets
s isang concert.cgrado
mgging msya gbi ntin.

GF: h! Bkt tatlo?

BF: sa ttay mo, nnay
mo at sa kuya mo! S
CONCERT CLA, S BHAY
TAU! :]

Listahan ng mga Takot Sakin

BRUNO: No yng nsa ppel
n yn?

PEDRO: Listahan ng mga
tkot skn.

BRUNO: Ptngin nga..Bkt
and2 pnglan ko?

PEDRO: Bkt la2ban kb?

BRUNO: Oo!

PEDRO: E d ierase! Pde
nmn e! Hehe

Winning a Person

if yOu want sOmeOne,

dOnt expect dat pRson
2 just fly tO yOu.

YOu shUd pUt a LittLe
effOrt nd patiEnce
winNing dAt pErSOn.


if it dOesnt wOrk,

weLL,


u jUz hvE 2dO it d hArd
wAy. . .

ThEre r wOrdz sUch aS:

KIDNAP,
RAPE,
BLACKMAIL,
& TORTURE :)

be cReative. . :)

hahaha!

Nais Gawin

lalaki umuwi at nkita
ang GF n nkasexy
lingerie

gf: "itali mko tpos gwin
mo ang nais mong
gwin"

tinali ni bf c gf tpos..





nagDota xa.. haha

Eksena Sa Jeep

Eksena s jeep..

BOy: miss,mgsusot k b
ng hkaw qng wla kng
tenga?

Girl: xmpre ndi!

BOy: eh sing2 qng wla kng
daliri?

Girl: of cors nt!

Boy: eh bkt k nkbra? :p

wahahahaha!

500

TITSER: Bkt ka na-late?

STUDENT: Nawalan ho
kc ng 500 ung lalaki.

TITSER: Tnulungan mo
xang maghanap?

STUDENT: Hnd
po, tinapakan q lng
hnggang umalis cya.. :)

What is Shock?

What is Shock?



It is when a man
is having sex
with a pregant
woman and suddenly..



A tiny hand grabs his
dick from the inside..



DADDY!!
Huyi ka!!