Uwi ng Maaga

Payo lng:
s future,
pg ng asawa
kna at
gus2 mong
umuwi ng
maaga ang
iyong asawa,

gni2, itxt
mu xa..




"Sex wil start at
8pm, w/ or w/o you!"

hahahaha ",

Man meets woman at club

Man meets woman at
club. He finds woman
rich and still gorgeous at
55. They drink and dance
til d woman whispers to
him: I feel horny. Hw wd
u lyk 2 hv a double
treat wd a Mother and
Daughter hmm? Excitd
man sed: YES YES! Dey
went 2 woman's hauz.
Upon reaching her
home d woman
shouted,


"MOM, R U STIL
AWAKE?"

hahaha :p

Expensive Anniversary

Boyfriend: last night on
our anniversary, my
grlfriend demanded I
take her someplace
expensive...

...so I took her to a gas
station. Ngalet sya.

Mali ba yung gnawa
ko? O dpat sa bgasan
ko na lng sya
dinala?

hehe :)

Busy Me

Have been busy these past few days. Tons of school works and requirements. Still no thesis proposal. Sigh! But I'll try to be active again in this blog. I also have a new blog, spotdat.blogspot.com. I'll be posting some of my net findings there including movies, songs, e-books, magazines, games and more. Once in a while, I'll be posting some stuffs there and I'll try to post new SMS joke messages in this blog regularly. Have fun and take cre :)