tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66931479244747817572011-06-24T00:25:24.000-07:00My Collection of SMS jokes. Enjoy! ",Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.comBlogger251100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-74022804776493365012008-08-15T08:25:00.000-07:002008-08-15T08:31:39.983-07:00Payo lng:<br />s future,<br />pg ng asawa<br />kna at<br />gus2 mong<br />umuwi ng<br />maaga ang<br />iyong asawa,<br /><br />gni2, itxt<br />mu xa..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Sex wil start at<br />8pm, w/ or w/o you!"<br /><br />hahahaha ",<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-7402280477649336501?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-85041327422288321182008-08-15T08:19:00.000-07:002008-08-15T08:25:11.003-07:00Man meets woman at<br />club. He finds woman<br />rich and still gorgeous at<br />55. They drink and dance<br />til d woman whispers to<br />him: I feel horny. Hw wd<br />u lyk 2 hv a double<br />treat wd a Mother and<br />Daughter hmm? Excitd<br />man sed: YES YES! Dey<br />went 2 woman's hauz.<br />Upon reaching her<br />home d woman<br />shouted,<br /><br /><br />"MOM, R U STIL<br />AWAKE?"<br /><br />hahaha :p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-8504132742228832118?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-984224802853081592008-08-15T08:15:00.000-07:002008-08-15T08:19:30.844-07:00Boyfriend: last night on<br />our anniversary, my<br />grlfriend demanded I<br />take her someplace<br />expensive...<br /><br />...so I took her to a gas<br />station. Ngalet sya.<br /><br />Mali ba yung gnawa<br />ko? O dpat sa bgasan<br />ko na lng sya<br />dinala? <br /><br />hehe :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-98422480285308159?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-33193685878518296892008-08-15T08:03:00.000-07:002008-08-15T08:15:34.043-07:00Have been busy these past few days. Tons of school works and requirements. Still no thesis proposal. Sigh! But I'll try to be active again in this blog. I also have a new blog, spotdat.blogspot.com. I'll be posting some of my net findings there including movies, songs, e-books, magazines, games and more. Once in a while, I'll be posting some stuffs there and I'll try to post new SMS joke messages in this blog regularly. Have fun and take cre :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-3319368587851829689?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-34340011950222084082008-05-01T13:00:00.000-07:002008-05-01T13:03:38.673-07:00IN A MENTAL ASYLUM..<br /><br />REPORTER: Dr, how do u<br />know if a person has 2<br />b admitted?<br /><br />DR: We fil a bathtub<br />wid water, give d<br />patient a spoon, a cup<br />& a bucket, & den ask<br />him 2 empty d bathtub.<br /><br />REPORTER: Aha! A<br />normal person wud of<br />course use d bucket!<br /><br />DR: No, he'd pull d<br />drain plug. Do u want a<br />room or a ward? :p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-3434001195022208408?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-77434347565519688862008-05-01T12:55:00.000-07:002008-05-01T13:00:27.626-07:00If you want to remove<br />your wrinkles, pimples,<br />face marks & the 7<br />signs of skin aging<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />try..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ADOBE<br />PHOTOSHOP!<br /><br />:p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-7743434756551968886?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-75189953586906698552008-05-01T12:52:00.000-07:002008-05-01T12:55:29.911-07:00Mnsn<br />smakay<br />aq<br />sa jip<br />ngttaka<br />aq<br />kng<br />bkt<br />lht<br />cla<br />nktingin<br />skin<br />ayw nla<br />kumibo<br />nktitig<br />lng cla skin<br />my 1 nglkas<br />ng loob<br />at<br />cnbi:<br /><br /><br />"ksabot kag<br />FAMILY USE ONLY?" :p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-7518995358690669855?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-34601330542914309862008-05-01T12:51:00.001-07:002008-05-01T12:51:58.357-07:00There are<br />2 reasons<br />why people change:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />either tapos na maligo,<br /><br /><br />or basa na ng pawis.<br /><br />hehe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-3460133054291430986?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-55287952361342040652008-05-01T12:48:00.000-07:002008-05-01T12:50:49.647-07:00BOY: Mhal kta.! i luv u!<br />kht Lindol, sunOg,<br />tsunami at tOrnadO<br />ppnthan kta s inyo,..<br /><br />GiRL: Bkt ng brtday q<br />wla k?..<br /><br />BOY: Ano kc...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />umaambon...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-5528795236134204065?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-25035143455656998822008-05-01T12:45:00.000-07:002008-05-01T12:47:28.780-07:00Boy: Prangkahin mo<br />nga ako babae ka!!<br />Dalawang taon na<br />akong nanliligaw syo!<br />Sasagutin mo ba ako o<br />hndi?!<br /><br />Girl: Hndi!<br /><br />Boy: hmp! napaka<br />prangka mo naman..<br /><br />:p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-2503514345565699882?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-1934444018484571942008-05-01T12:42:00.000-07:002008-05-01T12:45:09.063-07:00Tumaas na ang lahat<br /><br /><br /><br />bigas<br />de lata<br />tax<br />kuryente<br />tuition<br />tubig<br />pamasahe<br />oil<br />renta<br />gas<br /><br /><br />tzaka<br />populasyon<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />isa nlng ang di pa<br />tumaas...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />C GLORIA.. haha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-193444401848457194?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-23709283969747912872008-05-01T12:37:00.000-07:002008-05-01T12:41:57.868-07:00Pari magmimisa: "Sino<br />sa inyo ang may<br />kagalit?"<br /><br />Taas kamay lhat pwera<br />isa matanda babae.<br /><br />Pari: "Si Lola lang ang<br />walang kagalit! Ano<br />edad nyo lola?"<br /><br />Lola: "90 anyos."<br /><br />Pari: "Tignan nyo si<br />Lola 90 na walang <br />kagalit! Bakit wla kyo<br />kagalit Lola?"<br /><br />Lola: "Patay na ang<br />mga putang-ina!"<br /><br />:p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-2370928396974791287?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-35953352244132602632008-04-20T11:15:00.000-07:002008-04-20T11:24:01.399-07:00A little turtle began 2<br />climb a tree. Aftr<br />hOurs of efort, he richd d<br />top, jump 2 d air<br />waving his legs. He<br />crashd 2 d ground. He<br />tryd agen & once more<br />he failed. A bird cOuple<br />was wtching d turtle.<br />Finally d female bird<br />sed: "Dear .. I think 8s<br />tym we tel hm he's<br />adoptd.."<br /><br />:)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-3595335224413260263?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-78130613291430113412008-04-19T09:34:00.000-07:002008-04-19T09:40:58.615-07:00Boy: musta?<br /><br />Girl: ok lng..&#252; kw?&#252;<br /><br />Boy: k lng dn..&#252; hehe..&#252;<br /><br />Girl: hehe..&#252;<br /><br />Boy: &#252;<br /><br />Girl: &#252;<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sa Globe Unlitxt,<br />WALANG KWENTA ang<br />usapan!<br />haha &#252;<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-7813061329143011341?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-47073882455187713252008-04-19T09:30:00.000-07:002008-04-19T09:33:16.210-07:00B1: pre, nholdap aq<br />muntk p q mmtay!<br /><br />B2: bkt, d kb humngi ng<br />2long?<br /><br />B1: ngtxt aq s pulis<br />station!<br /><br />B2: bkt, anng rply?<br /><br />B1: haynku, e2 rply!<br /><br /><br />"hu u? Wr did u get my<br />no.?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-4707388245518771325?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-65475112222880560252008-04-19T09:28:00.000-07:002008-04-19T09:30:11.877-07:00Rapunzel, Cinderella, &amp;<br />Sleeping Beauty..<br /><br /><br /><br />all ds women lived<br />hapily evr aftr..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />until dy dscovrd dy wr<br />all marryd 2d sme<br />man.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Prince Charming :p<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-6547511222288056025?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-89571234631269739342008-04-19T09:19:00.000-07:002008-04-19T09:28:09.188-07:00Japanese<br />archaeologist digging<br />100m down found<br />copper wire- says<br />"Very Good! Our great<br />ancestors of 1000 yrs<br />already had<br />telephone!"<br /><br />American dug 200m<br />and found optical<br />cable- says<br />"My God! This means<br />our great forefathers<br />already had broadband<br />2000 yrs ago!"<br /><br />Pinoy digs 500m and<br />found nothin- says:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Anlupit ng mga ninuno<br />natin! WIRELESS!"<br />astig! :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-8957123463126973934?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-45586846636050787432008-04-19T01:35:00.000-07:002008-04-19T01:51:25.851-07:00a little grl walks up to<br />her dad asking, "dad,<br />wer does poo come<br />from?" the father ws<br />surprised wd such a<br />complex question. "you<br />knw hw we jst ate<br />brkfst?" "yes," said<br />the grl. "wel d fud<br />goes into ur tummies<br />and our bodies tke all<br />the gud stuff. wtever<br />is left comes out from<br />our ass wen we go to<br />the toilet, and that's<br />POO." the little grl<br />shocked, her eyes<br />wtery and ws abt 2 cry<br />as she ask,<br /><br /><br /><br />"and tigger?"<br /><br />(^^)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-4558684663605078743?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-86491329865480150752008-04-19T01:32:00.000-07:002008-04-19T01:35:01.940-07:00BF: bumili aq 3 tickets<br />s isang concert.cgrado<br />mgging msya gbi ntin.<br /><br />GF: h! Bkt tatlo?<br /><br />BF: sa ttay mo, nnay<br />mo at sa kuya mo! S<br />CONCERT CLA, S BHAY<br />TAU! :]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-8649132986548015075?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-15796247597669173482008-04-19T01:01:00.000-07:002008-04-19T01:04:52.850-07:00BRUNO: No yng nsa ppel<br />n yn?<br /><br />PEDRO: Listahan ng mga<br />tkot skn.<br /><br />BRUNO: Ptngin nga..Bkt<br />and2 pnglan ko?<br /><br />PEDRO: Bkt la2ban kb?<br /><br />BRUNO: Oo!<br /><br />PEDRO: E d ierase! Pde<br />nmn e! Hehe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-1579624759766917348?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-25731315102207165642008-04-19T00:36:00.000-07:002008-04-19T00:41:43.028-07:00if yOu want sOmeOne,<br /><br />dOnt expect dat pRson<br />2 just fly tO yOu.<br /><br />YOu shUd pUt a LittLe<br />effOrt nd patiEnce<br />winNing dAt pErSOn.<br /><br /><br />if it dOesnt wOrk,<br /><br />weLL,<br /><br /><br />u jUz hvE 2dO it d hArd<br />wAy. . .<br /><br />ThEre r wOrdz sUch aS:<br /><br />KIDNAP,<br />RAPE,<br />BLACKMAIL,<br />&amp; TORTURE :)<br /><br />be cReative. . :)<br /><br />hahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-2573131510220716564?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-81510986396704050662008-04-19T00:33:00.000-07:002008-04-19T00:35:21.494-07:00lalaki umuwi at nkita<br />ang GF n nkasexy<br />lingerie<br /><br />gf: "itali mko tpos gwin<br />mo ang nais mong<br />gwin"<br /><br />tinali ni bf c gf tpos..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />nagDota xa.. haha<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-8151098639670405066?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-41419403881414206852008-04-19T00:29:00.000-07:002008-04-19T00:33:07.219-07:00Eksena s jeep..<br /><br />BOy: miss,mgsusot k b<br />ng hkaw qng wla kng<br />tenga?<br /><br />Girl: xmpre ndi!<br /><br />BOy: eh sing2 qng wla kng<br />daliri?<br /><br />Girl: of cors nt!<br /><br />Boy: eh bkt k nkbra? :p<br /><br />wahahahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-4141940388141420685?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-10264935691976530682008-04-17T09:21:00.000-07:002008-04-17T10:13:33.443-07:00TITSER: Bkt ka na-late?<br /><br />STUDENT: Nawalan ho<br />kc ng 500 ung lalaki.<br /><br />TITSER: Tnulungan mo<br />xang maghanap?<br /><br />STUDENT: Hnd<br />po, tinapakan q lng<br />hnggang umalis cya.. :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-1026493569197653068?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6693147924474781757.post-82616764875810227752008-04-17T09:15:00.000-07:002008-04-17T09:20:42.029-07:00What is Shock?<br /><br /><br /><br />It is when a man<br />is having sex<br />with a pregant<br />woman and suddenly..<br /><br /><br /><br />A tiny hand grabs his<br />dick from the inside..<br /><br /><br /><br />DADDY!!<br />Huyi ka!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6693147924474781757-8261676487581022775?l=es-em-es.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mionghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00635876062369357193noreply@blogger.com0